You say I should respect your right
Eating meat, dairy, egg
So inhumane your diet kills
Poor souls who cry and beg
No one ever should be o.k.
Lest they even savor
Denying beings of their lives
Just for taste or flavor

Be good. Do better. Go vegan.

-The Wry Stoic

We are all born into a world
Others have raised from dust
We profit from the work they’ve done
Yet self-praise is our lust
Roads and cars and planes and busses
The list is oh so long
Bobs and Jills and even Gusses
Have helped us all along
So when you hear someone mention
They built it all alone
Tell them they are full of shit
And smack them in their dome

Be good. Do better. Go vegan.

-The Wry Stoic